top 5 irrational fears for 20yo white-passing fuckboys in 2008
5. Gay sex is too good, can’t go back
4. Terrorism in place of work (Jamba Juice) or leisure (Jamba Juice)
3. Overcome by apex predator (shark, tiger, bear, etc) in combat
2. Peak oil
1. Getting caught riding dirtyFratboys in 2008 would pull over to the side of the road and have a panic attack because they had an ounce of salvia in the glovebox and there was a parked and vacant cop car five blocks ahead. You don’t know how big a deal the riding dirty thing was, you had to be there
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