play-now-my-lord:

play-now-my-lord:

top 5 irrational fears for 20yo white-passing fuckboys in 2008

5. Gay sex is too good, can’t go back
4. Terrorism in place of work (Jamba Juice) or leisure (Jamba Juice)
3. Overcome by apex predator (shark, tiger, bear, etc) in combat
2. Peak oil
1. Getting caught riding dirty

Fratboys in 2008 would pull over to the side of the road and have a panic attack because they had an ounce of salvia in the glovebox and there was a parked and vacant cop car five blocks ahead. You don’t know how big a deal the riding dirty thing was, you had to be there

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spicyblogger2:

spicyblogger2:

I thought this was cringe so I drew him as a wojak

gokushowerthought:

woahwheredthe90skidsgo:

gokushowerthought:

i can see through the eyes of every goku figurine

This post made me promptly put my db figurines in a drawer and im not sure why

its so dark

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medievaljournalist:

a merchant has died trying to do the akira slide in a wagon

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candlelit-eros:

objectformalepleasure2:

dumbdomb:

waytoomuchinformation:

Pssst.

Are you a sub/bottom that has issues kneeling because of the pressure created by sitting on your feet/ankles?

Look into meditation benches.

[various images of people utilizing a meditation bench. different styles of benches shown.]

For anyone who struggles

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t-800:

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blatantescapism:

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

marinella-ela:

There’s something so deeply calming about watching megafauna prance and gambol about like they’re little lambs

Bison pronking is already so magical, and then the double rainbow and the happy birdsong just put it way over the top

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slutwater:

jame7t:

my office is so cooollllddd today who wants to cook me :3

get in the soup boy

cerealbath:

🥺🥺🥺

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shrubfeast:

callmedarthrevan:

segretecose:

not the coquettes literally reinventing nazi phrenology on tiktok

Yeah just a heads up. If you start judging people by bodyshape in any way I’ll kick you right in the teeth. Have fun describing someone’s face shape as inferior when your jaw is gone

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sew-birb:

chaoticneurodivergent:

ralfmaximus:

radicalgraff:

“Abolish Golf”

Sticker spotted in Chicago, Illinois.

A typical golf course uses 200 million gallons of water a year. There are over 16,300 golf courses in the United States.

That’s nuts.

Ngl I hate golf and I’m all for this. They put a golf course in our public park at the expense of hundreds of centuries-old live oak trees. Half of the walk around the park you’re just looking at an empty golf course. Like 2 people want to play golf. So annoying.

Golf was a game developed in Scotland, where it rains up to 250 days of the year, and where the courses use very hard-wearing grass. The sand in the bunkers is because it used to be played on the coast - these traditional courses are called “Links” courses. The top Links course in Scotland, Royal Dornoch, uses no mains water at all. They have their own rainwater collection system.

It wasn’t originally intended to be played in the middle of a desert on lush green turf that takes thousands of gallons of water a day to maintain. Unless you can keep the course alive using only rainwater collection, it shouldn’t exist.

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doodlepede:

sapamanders:

coolxatu:

beyonslayed:

noah fence but how do ppl 5′5″ and under like survive….

elaborate tunnel system

crumbs

my eyes are positioned such that i can see the sky above me so that i will be aware of hawks and owls

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yujateaandpi:

luminarai:

ALT

ALT

ALT

ALT

hey, hi, I was just on the former bird app and came across this info from a brand new study and now I cannot stop screaming internally??? what the actual fuckkkk

theres’ an article from the guardian here and here is the actual study:

Red blood cell capacity of modern menstrual products: considerations for assessing heavy menstrual bleeding

Background Heavy menstrual bleeding affects up to one third of menstruating individuals and has a negative impact on quality of life. The di

BMJ Sexual & Reproductive Health

Absolutely livid

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vewn:

I should get pregnant

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geminiagentgreen:

the-goon-master:

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